Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher at Mentor LA’s Promise Gala honoring Tom Cruise

Uh, honoring Tom Cruise for what, exactly? Dialing a bit down on the CrazyOMeter?

At least Demi looks cute. Every time I see Ashton I just want to dump him in a big tub and slather anti-bacterial soap all over him. Then play a game of Frisbee. Afterwards, if he’s REALLY good, I’ll give him a couple of biscuits and rub his belly.

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