Diddy tried to get it on at age 7??!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!

We all kind of know at this point that P Diddy is a few ants short of a picnic, but this newest one takes the cake. In an interview in the newest Playboy, you know, that bastion of literary excellence, Diddy claims to have tried to pop his cherry at age seven. SEVEN. You have got to be kidding me. You’re barely potty-trained at 7.

“I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn’t happen — so everybody doesn’t have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my ass, but it didn’t knock me off my mission.”

Okay, look, let’s just stop this mess for a minute. First, there is no way in hell that he was doing this without being exposed to some seriously inappropriate crap from day one. Second, is this something that he’s proud of? Because I’m thinking maybe he needs to get some therapy, ASAP. That’s not sexy, that’s just sad and disgusting.

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