I was visiting family in N. Merrick NY, the same town where the Lohans live.

One evening at this Lohan Residence someone had put out their recycle bin at the curb in the public walkway for the garbage men to pick up. When I past the house to go home, I noticed there was a discarded Express Mail box sitting on the very top of this bin. The box flap was open and facing the street. I could not resist and also could not move fast enough because of a recent hip surgery. I called my brother and told him I wanted this box that was possible addressed to the Lohans.

We got the box. It was addressed to Dina Lohan. There was an invoice inside. The item: FORMED BUTT ENHANCER-2 inch thick pads-Medium-NUDE. The item was paid for by the 14year old daughter now in the limelight denying that she does not alter her body parts.

The item was on EBAY until it was pulled saying it was “stolen” and I should contact this law official. He claims “he” found it on EBAY and called Dina. He also told her that their records show as the box never being delivered. Another f/u by the US Postal Service, forgetting to scan a package when delivered.

This official is trying his hardest to get this box, but will not get it unless he pays for it through EBAY CASH ONLY.

I told this so called official, have her sign a Police Report. Then I will have someone fingerprint the box to prove either Dina or one of her other disfunctionites had touched the box. Once I have proved that she is lying they should then file charges against her for filing a false Police report.

So if you see little Aliana with bigger boobs, she maybe wearing her BUTT ENHANCERS a little too high.

Oh another thing. I never ever took anything from the garbage prior to this occasion. (NOT MY STYLE) This box was as clean as a whistle on top of some soda bottles and curiosity got the best of me.

I believe that your response to Teri indicates some degree of obtuseness on your part. It is my observation that what Teri has written is one of the most well-written commentaries I have ever seen — on ANY post. She does not ask us to give her any special kudos for simply knowing the Lohans, she has not said anything negative or derogatory about Lindsay, and she has given us one of the most mature, objective and well-balanced views of the hazards of parents raising their children in the world of show business, and — in case you missed it — points out the conflict that arises when having to decide between “managing” your children to allow their true talents to be developed — as well as help provide for the family, versus “managing’ your children in somewhat the same way a pimp “manages” his prostitutes. Too often the former becomes overshadowed by temptations towards the latter, as we are currently witnessing.

Teri — I apologize for having put what you said in such a mean translation — thank you for visiting this site and sharing your experience in such a candid and well-stated manner. And thank you for joining those of us who both observe — albeit at a distance — what you have seen first-hand, and who join together to wish the best for Lindsay in overcoming whatever present difficulty she finds herself in. Clearly she has an up-hill swim against the incessant and recurring deluges of public “dumping” that seem to flood the media these days.

Lindsay — wherever you are — please know that, while we know there are problems — there are many of us who wish the best for you, and are hoping for the best. You have so much to look forward to — please don’t give up now.

Continuing to hope — and pray — for you, Ali, Michael — your entire family — that you all will find the peace and joy that you so desparately need — and that you will find it in The One — The Only One — Who can give you that peace — His Peace.

As always, your (once-again hopeful, quietly rejoicing) Affectionate Fan

Zo yeah, Mz Teri an’ whoever youdon’kno, thank you for zpeakin’ up like the real decent folkz you zeem to be, an’ for pointin’ out that therz zome real problemz for Mz Lindzay an her brotherz an zizter havin’ a ztage-crazy mom like mz D. Thank you all for helpin’ to care for our li’l Mz. Lindzay, you all keep on carin’ zo we can all let her know juz how much zome REAL GOOD folkz DO CARE!

Now Mz Lindzay, I hope you get to read wat zome of theze nice folkz here hav zaid, ‘cauze therz a mighty lot of folkz, an’ I mean REAL GOOD folkz, that really do care ’bout you gettin’ better, an ZTAYIN’ BETTER! Zo you juz’ keep on gettin’ better now, y’hear? An’ we’ll all be here waitin’ for you an that beautiful happy zmile thaz only belongz to YOU! Zo get better, now, an’ know that we all love you a WHOLE LOT!

I am not a hater nor a basher – I only told the truth from my experience with Dina.