Dina Lohan: White Oprah, Famewhore, and a HUGE LIAR

Dina Lohan, you naughty thing! Who would have thought that a CARING MOTHER who regularly pimps out all three of her children is also (gasp!) a pathological liar? Not me, chickadee!

DINA Lohan, the leggy mother of Lindsay, is always described as a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette – but she’s not. After an inquiry from The Post, a spokeswoman for Radio City called back to say an exhaustive search found no record of Dina Lohan, or Donata Sullivan (her maiden name), ever being a Rockette. Execs at Cablevision, which owns Radio City, were said to be indignant anyone would claim to be a Rockette who wasn’t. "It’s like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don’t. It’s a big deal to be a Rockette," said our source. A Google search of "Dina Lohan Rockette" yesterday turned up 884 links. Biographies of Dina, 44, also say the 5-foot-111/2 blonde acted on the Broadway stage and in commercials – also apparently not true. "Look in SAG [the Screen Actors Guild]. Look in AFTRA [American Federation of Televison & Radio Artists]. Dina isn’t a member," said a family source. "She never did a Broadway show. She never did ads."

Lordy! I’m devastated by this news. I mean, my whole world is just falling apart, because before this I thought she was SUCH an upstanding citizen. Such a role model.

I’m completely disillusioned now. Shall have to drown sorrows in pint of Haagen Dazs. Damn you, Dina Lohan! DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLLLLLLL!

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