Drama in the delivery room for Jamie Lynn Spears

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Oh, you gorgeous Snarkarinos. How are you today? Have you had your coffee yet? BECAUSE I HAVE. And I’m here to tell you, that three cups plus a bowl of Grape Nuts is frankly not something you should do when you have errands to run. Stay close to the bathroom for at least an hour. TRUST ME.

Anyway, Star is reporting that there was some Mama Drama in the Jamie Lynn Spears delivery room. Apparently she was trying to push that baby out her vajajay, and the baby’s heartbeat went down every time; obviously indicating some fetal distress. However, Jamie Lynn really wanted a natural delivery (i.e. she didn’t want to be like big sister Britney) and started yelling at everyone, including Brit, who finally flounced off yelling “just get a damn Caesarean!” Oh, and I guess she was yelling at her mom and Casey Aldridge because she didn’t want either one of them there, but they forced their way in. Geez LOUISE. I get tired just reading all of this idiocy. This family just plumb wears me to a frazzle.