Drop that weekend gossip like it’s hot, sucka

It’s a summer Saturday – you REALLY should be outside mowing the lawn or sipping a margarita instead of reading this naughty little site, you know that, right?

Sigh.

Well, here ya go:

• Naked Justin Timberlake?
• Violet Affleck is a cutie
• Watch out for flying thongs!
• A drunk Matthew McConaughey
• Amy Poehler looking cute and pregnant
• How to create a parking spot
• The best of TV news lip slips
• Ice-T tells Soulja Boy to “eat a d**k”
• Ten ways musicians piss off their fans
• The Obamas on the cover of US Weekly
• JLo mad over Marc Anthony’s ex’s book
• Martha Stewart denied entrance to UK
• Does Amy Winehouse have TB?
• Slow motion laughing baby
• David Hasselhoff in leather
• Beef and Macaroni
• Obesity around the world
• Girl with popping ear
• Crazy racist family
• Paula Abdul splits with boyfriend
• Playgirl plays Wii Fit
• Best Blockbuster sign ever
• Fox News jokes about killing Obama
• The EW 1000