Eddie Murphy is done with new marriage after only TWO WEEKS!

Do you think she actually figured out all of a sudden that he was a douche? Maybe?

“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”

– source

So basically, they had a vacation in the Caribbean for a couple weeks and then came home as friends, is that it? Super weird. Although believe me, I think I would like to get to Bora Bora right now and leave my significant other on a deserted island, if you know what I mean. With maybe a couple of really, really hungry alligators. And flesh eating bacteria.