Fame By Numbers: The Situation

When Jersey Shore first hit our collective consciousness like a load of bricks after drinking one too many Corona/Margarita combos, one man stood out from the rest of his peers. Call him egotistical, call him creepy, call him an instigator…but to most of the world he’s known only as “The Situation.”

Michael Sorrentino has managed to parlay what should have been a one-off joke of a character into a multi-million dollar brand name, and with his upcoming Dancing with the Stars appearance and the third season of Jersey Shore being shot simultaneously, this GTL-subscriber is always DTF. DTF your brain. We crunched some numbers and came up with a graphic that encompasses some of The Situation’s lesser-known stats.