Fan Fiction: A Letter from Gia Giudice’s Art Teacher

Dear Teresa Giudice,

My name is Miss Beaumont. I’m your daughter Gia’s art teacher. Normally we don’t contact parents about their children’s creative projects because we want their little souls to open up like sparkly butterflies, but a few of her drawings recently concerned me and I wanted to bring them to your attention.

When asked to draw a picture of her family, Gia drew this. You’ll see a mother and father and four little girls, which all seems normal, right? Except that the little Gia girl is not smiling. And very tiny. I thought that was a little unusual but that she might have just been having a grumpy cloud day. So I asked her to draw some more family pictures.

This is what she drew when I asked her what her mother looked like. Now, Mrs. Giudice, we have only met once, but I do not recall you being a television.

And this was what she drew when I asked about her baby sister Audriana. I can’t even see that there’s a baby in this picture because of the enormous flower on her head. Does Audriana perhaps like flowers? Or has Gia been allowed to watch Little Shop of Horrors recently? I think perhaps that film is a little adult for her.