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Sat, Sep 29 2007

Fender Bender for Britney

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Another accident for Britney? too bad it is the new Mercedes she banged up. Cameras snapped pics of the front end of Spears’ ride while she lunched at Acapulco’s and the white Mercedes was already in need of a body shop.

Several reports enjoyed asking if this was another hit and run but personally, I don’t think Britney would do that again.

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  1. By David Michael Pedjoe

    Dear Ms. Britney Spears,
    The Structure I Was Looking For, In Your Present “Transition”, Is You “Once Upon A Time”.. Had A Standard That You Dreamed of, There Were Examples of, And That You Lived By.. I’m Not Here To Influx My Opinion.. I’ll Give You A Hint? Thee American Flag Is A “Standard”.. Known As “To Raise The Standard” or Allegiance. Like “britney spears, all american girl”.. You Are Still Thee All American Girl in The Eyes of Many Old and Young and We That Meditate, But More Importantly Rekindle The “Standards” You Once Held For Yourself In Your Dreams of Mirror, Mirror On The Wall. You Are Still Young and Fair.. Little Princess of Your Personage. Command Your Life and Being To Re-Focus Your Energy, That Some “Dissed” Negative Into Those Positive Goals That You Still Hold True. Your A Powerful Force In Your Rebellion of Not To Be A Doormat, But That Standard Needs A Foothold In Positive Creativity. You Are Allowed To Get “Even” In A Positive Way, You Have Not Forgotten Those Ideals. Write-Off The Nightmares of Your Past As “Bad Dreams”.. And Live Each Day As Your First and To The Fullest. You’ll Get Higher and Higher On “Life”, with Each Days Accomplishments, And They Become Habit-Forming Again, That Will Bring You A Smile. YOU A SMILE! Which In Turn Will Bring Praises From The World? “I’ll Do It Myself” Said The Little Red Hen.. And She Did! Smile!!! Be Selfish If That What It Takes, On Other Days You Decide When To Say Yes or No To God and The World. It’s Alright.

  2. By David Michael Pedjoe

    Did You Hear Oprah, Is Paid 4 Xs Higher Than The Next Leading Actress In Media. That Is An Investment Paying Off. Britney Has Become The Near Martha Stewart of Pop Rock. But, What A “Rock Bottom” Sleeper She Is.. If I Was Your Stock Broker America, For Someone To Invest In For The Future.. Rock Bottom Britney, Is At Pennies On The Dollar, For Those Xerox Type Gains That Will Sky-Rocket.. But That Depends On What WE and She Is Willing To Put Into Insuring Her Million Dollar Legs and Eloquent Voice! Vegas Was Another Flop, Like Her Fly-By-Night Marraige.. She Can’t Do The Louisiana Pity-Party Band Wagon. There’s A Lot of Clutter In Her Life, That Needs Cleaned-Up and Structured Just Perfect. This Is A Sweet Human Being That Brought Her Grace and Charm To America and The World, with The Potential To Earn America in Just Taxes Alone Billions of Dollars, Not To Mention Her Foundation Revived. I Once Saw This Young Woman As Thee Potential of A Leader, Like Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton.. That She Would Overcome The Rejection of The Presidential Ball, and God Would Grant Her Dignity In World Affairs. What Happened To The Good Ol’ Days of Her and J. Lo, Bronzing and Competing In The Fashion World.. She Can Be Fun Again. This Is A Top Star Investment, Providing We “Insure” The Leg Work. I Rate Her A “Sleeper”, That Can Conquer The Obstacles That Will Contribute To The Humanity of Mankind. “One Voice” of Lullaby’s For Life.. Sleep Now Baby Don’t You Cry, Thee Mis-Guided Genius, Relives and Divine!