Fergie Makes the Worst Dressed List

So, just who is this dude, Mr. Blackwell anyway? He publishes his Worst Dressed List each season, but sometimes his taste is questionable. For example, this time, he’s dissing Fergie! WTF??

I’m not sure what qualifies him to judge everyone else’s attire and taste, but in case you are interested in his list, here’s the latest.

The top 10 roll-call of fashion dishonors:

1. Victoria Beckham “Forget the fashion spice – wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.”
2. Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she’s part 50’s carhop horror.”
3. Mary Kate Olsen: “She resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane.”
4. Fergie: “Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”
5. Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest… but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”
6. Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!”
7. Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!”
8. Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”
9. Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”
10. Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”

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