For The Love Of Ray J: The First Two Go Home

First thing on the premiere of For the Love of Ray J, the girls were treated to a private concert by Ray J. The girls looked totally hot and seemed to be really into Ray J. I guess time on this show will tell all…

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Ray J seemed likewise to be into all the girls. Perhaps things were off to a good start!

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Once the concert was over, everyone was taken to the house, where all the girls tried to claim beds. Uh-Oh! There were fourteen girls and only 12 beds…two are going home right away!

And of course, the alcohol started to flow. (Isn’t that a staple of these shows?)

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Once the women are all at the dinner table, Monica brings up the infamous Kim Kardashian / Ray J sex tape. She told them that he was impressive in it!

Once Ray J joined them, he started to give them all the totally whack names. (Why do these shows insist on giving people stupid nicknames? I hate that about them! Please tell me I’m not the only one…)

Here’s what I mean:

Krista –> Chardonnay
Chelsey –> Lil’ Hood
Jerry –> Atomic Bomb
Elizabeth –> Caviar (she’s from Russia)
Summer –> Stacks
Monica –> Danger
(What’s wrong with their real names? *sigh!*)

Atomic Bomb was the first woman to get to spend time alone with Ray J. Pretty soon, Naturelle takes over and things seemed to be going well until she told Ray J that she is working on being an actress.

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Here’s the reaction that Ray J had to that news. Oops! Big mistake.

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When Danger gets Ray J’s attention he says this to her: “Body of a goddess, face from hell.”

I’m confused, what about having a face from hell is a good thing?

Cocktail (Joanna) for some reason turned on the tears during her time with Ray J. Is it just me, or is that a bad thing? I guess we’ll see.

Then Chardonnay, in a move that defies all laws of the human anatomy, shows Ray J her special way of doing the splits.

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Lil’ Hood and Danger both acted like they were shocked and embarrassed, but they have surely seen VH1 dating shows before, so I’m thinking it must be an act.

Then lots of the girls started to act like strippers. Yep. You knew it had to go there…

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And Feisty sure didn’t know how to make the right comment when she told Ray J that he was like a mini. WTF?

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At the

Elimination

, it looked at first like Ray J was going to send home Chardonnay, but she stayed after all.

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Instead, it’s Naturelle (the aspiring actress) and Hot Cocoa that got the boot.

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By the time they made the end of the show toast, they all were wearing wristbands with their nicknames on them. Hmmm, is that so they could remember their own names, or for Ray J to remember it?

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So what do you think of this new series? Will you be watching it to see who Ray J chooses?