Friends give Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon six months tops

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Surprise, surprise: friends are giving the unlikely pairing of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon only six months until they are DUNZO.

Apparently, he’s been given the nickname “Whipped Nick” because he spends more time in stores with her credit cards buying her shizznit than he does with her. I’ll have to say I totally agree with this one; Mariah is too high maintenance. You know she’s got him sorting M and M’s, ironing her butterfly underpants, etc. Touch my Body!