Gallery: America’s Hottest Cinema Superheroes

Half-vampire hottie (though Stephen Dorff was hotter, he was technically evil).

Ray Stevenson was better in the 2008 sequel, but we're handing it to Andrews for being a better-looking Frank Castle.

Despite mixed reviews this weekend, the box office numbers show the world wants more crime-fighting billionaires. Sorry, evil masterminds.

He's smug, glib, self-righteous, and totally built. No one wonder Ryan Reynolds (and his lesser half, Chris Evans) gets all the superhero parts.

I was going to write Archangel until I remembered that Warren Worthington didn't officially change his name until he was given new metal wings by Apocalypse. My bad!

See: Ryan Reynolds

See: Ryan Reynolds.

Sorry, Edward Norton.

Iron Man

Ambiguously "super" (just rich and brilliant), ambiguously a "hero", and ambiguously "straight."

Beating out George Clooney and Val Kilmer in a not-so-surprising upset.

Forget those adamantium claws, we think Wolverine's real X-factor was his super hirsuteness.

They don't make them like they used to. (See: Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans.)

We're giving it to you sight-unseen, Andrew. Don't let us down. And remember, with great power comes really great abs.