Gallery: ‘Arrested Development’ Paper Dolls, Y’all

"Great. I was wondering if you might be willing to go somewhere with me. I would pay you."
"You’ll pay me?"
"Not... not for sex. You’re going to think that I’m Jack the Ripper, right? Didn’t he kill prostitutes or...?"
"I’m not a prostitute."
"Then I shall let you live."

"Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven’t succeeded yet."

"I just had a major night. With a major blonde. Who just majored in Marine Biology, if you know what I mean."

"Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?"
"Like it was yesterday."
"It was this morning."

"That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says."

"Although George Michael had only got to second base, he’d gone in head first, like Pete Rose."

"My wife is humiliated. This is my chance to right the small wrong that I did."
"You shot her in the ass with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer."
"I haven’t been the perfect husband — yes, I admit that. But now is my chance to be a hero."

Just in case.

"Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It's built into the price. If I didn't take it, then people would be overpaying for nothing."

"THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND."