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Cameron Diaz plays a Jillian Michaels-like weight loss/fitness guru. So you know that her bump has to go through several scenes of her trying to work off her weird weight gain before she figures out that it's a little human she's got in there.
The mother of all physical comedy pregnancy movies, it seems... Jennifer Lopez goes through a series of fake bumps since the movie is about her falling in love during the course of her pregnancy. But she's also a hapless single girl, which means the bumps survive getting wine splashed all over them, fire, falling in horse poop at a farm, and rushing to the hospital after her water breaks at her grandmother's wedding.
Just look at her in this photo. What a trooper (the bump, not J.Lo).
Natalie Portman's pregnant teen drives cross-country only to be abandoned in a random state, lives in a Walmart for weeks, and then gives birth in the store during a thunderstorm. That's a reliable prosthetic they used.
Katherine Heigl's fake fetus makes it through earthquakes and, worse, constant secondhand smoke from Seth Rogen's stoner buddies.
Juno's bump survives taunting from classmates, Ellen Page's predilection to chug Sunny D, and a full-on seduction attempt from Jason Bateman.
In this awful straight-to-video comedy, Lindsay Lohan plays a woman who fakes a pregnancy to keep her job, then has to prolong the hoax. With scenes like an awkward parenting class where it looks like she's doing it doggy-style with her birthing partner, and he falls on top of her, not to mention her getting thrown into a pool, it's a miracle her "baby" stays unharmed.
This especially realistic bump makes it through the dystopian world where no one has children and Britain is filled with warring factions.
Plus, Bey could use a prosthetic like this for romps on the beach.
The moment the vampire world finds out Bella (Kristen Stewart) is pregnant, she's the focus of a huge war. And yet, her fake vampire fetus remains safe.
Cameron Diaz plays a Jillian Michaels-like weight loss/fitness guru. So you know that her bump has to go through several scenes of her trying to work off her weird weight gain before she figures out that it's a little human she's got in there.
68 days ago
[...] Gallery: Beyonce Should’ve Used One Of These Movies’ Fake (And Indestructible) Baby Bump… [...]
flash your belly beyonce
This is journalism in its lowest possibile form. Disgusting article. “For someone so rich, Beyoncé sure was a cheapskate when she bought her fake pregnancy belly.” That’s not even journalism – that’s downright, plain-as-day bitchiness. Get your facts straight Natalie Zutter.
196 days ago
[...] Gallery: Beyonce Should’ve Used One Of These Movies’ Fake (And Indestructible) Baby Bump… [...]
Why would she fake her pregnancy? I didn’t think Crushable would stoop so low to post such a bogus story (being that her publicists have smashed this ‘rumor’ to pieces already), but for the past few weeks all ya’ll do is post bullshit…so, guess I’m not that shocked.
223 days ago
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