Gallery: Celebrities As Seasonal Starbucks Beverages

Mila Kunis can be kind of sweet, but she’s also got a spicy edge to her, just like a Cinnamon Dolce Latte.

I swear it’s not just because of the hair. Okay, it’s mostly because of the hair. But there’s not much that can’t be improved by adding pumpkin to it, and there’s also not much that can’t be improved by adding Emma Stone to it. See what we did there?

Calming but with a kick, as well as a nice change of pace from the standard coffee drink: Dakota to a T.

While we’re in the tea latte family, let’s not forget Green Tea Latte Elle: Relaxing and somewhat unexpected.

Like a Salted Caramel Mocha, Ellen Page is sweet, but not too sweet. A touch of salt keeps it—and her—grounded.

What do you think you’re doing, pulling out the peppermint now? That’s a winter thing, and it’s not winter yet! Oh, wait—you’re Lady Gaga. You’re ahead of your time. Of COURSE you’d be yanking out the peppermint a season early.

Caramel Macchiatos and Christina Hendricks: Both classic. Both classy.

I’ve always felt like Victoria Beckham is someone that you don’t fuck with—just like espresso. You don’t fuck with espresso.

Cappuccinos = Frothy, yet no-nonsense. Tina Fey = Also frothy, yet no-nonsense.

Of course.

“It’s getting cold out? Fuck it! I’m getting a drink for the WRONG SEASON! Because I am Taylor Momsen, and I do WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!”