Gallery: Celebs Who Have Done Questionable Things With Their Bodyguards

Aaaand the Kardashian sexcapades continue as Kim allegedly hooks up with her former bodyguard, Shengo Deane. Though the news just hit the gossip stands last month, the hookup has already been filmed as part of an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. It's said to have happened before Kim got together with current boyfriend Kris Humphries, but I can't help but wonder how Humphries is going to feel about it when it airs...

Stephanie, the "wild child" of the Grimaldi family, began an affair with her bodyguard, Daniel Ducruet in 1995. They married, they had two kids... and then photos popped up of him fooling around with Miss Bare Breasts Belgium 1995, and, well, we all know how that goes.

The veracity of this one may be a bit dubious, but rumors have been floating around since the implosion of Jon & Kate Plus Eight of Kate's having slept with bodyguard Steve Neild. Kate has denied the claims, and the fact that the rumors began surfacing shortly after news of Jon's affair blew up have led some to believe that Jon himself maliciously started the rumors to keep the heat off himself; but either way, the world is still left wondering.

As per usual, he claims it, she denies it, and everyone has kind of reached a stalemate about what actually happened. Herzog (who also had a criminal record Grigorieva didn't know about) is said to be writing a tell-all book about it, though, and in the meantime, Grigorieva has severed all ties with him. All I can say is, this on the heels of Mel Gibson? That poor, poor woman!

McCourt was the CEO of the LA Dodgers-- until her husband Frank, who owns the whole franchise, fired her after she was found to be having an affair with bodyguard Jeff Fuller. The craziest part? Frank claims that Jamie took Fuller on a two-week trip through Israel and France and billed the whole thing to the Dodgers. File under Things Not To Do In The Workplace.

Hollywood Street King claims that the diva started up a thing with Payne (for the second time!) in 2009 on her Angels Advocate Tour. Doubly scandalous since she's married!

In January, British Labour Party politician Alan Johnson's wife Laura was accused of carrying out an affair with Johnson's police bodyguard, PC Paul Rice. In the wake of the allegations, Johnson, who had just taken up the position of Shadow Chancellor in Labour leader Ed Milibrand's first shadow cabinet, resigned after only three and a half months on the job.

Things I've learned today include the fact that ol' Honest Abe's sexuality has been hotly debated amongst historians, and that it's possible that he, too, may have had a relationship with his bodyguard. Captain David Derickson functioned as Lincoln's bodyguard from September 1862 until April 1863, when he got promoted. Whether or not they were sleeping together was hot gossip even back in the day; the wife of Lincoln's naval aide wrote in her diary, "Tish says, 'Oh, there is a Bucktail soldier here devoted to the president, drives with him, and when Mrs. L is not home, sleeps with him. What stuff!" There have also been claims that Lincoln had a sexual relationship with his best friend Joshua Speed. What stuff, indeed!