Gallery: Happy Birthday, Matt Damon! We Wish These Action Figures of You Existed

Good Will Hunting? Yes please. No matter how many times I see this movie, when I look at Matt Damon in it, I never think I’m looking at Matt Damon. I always see Will Hunting. And that, my friends, is what we call excellent acting.

One of my favorite Oscar moments of all time. Talk about multi-talented!

Lest you think Matt Damon is TOO much of a nice guy, let’s not forget that time in The Talented Mr. Ripley when he killed Jude Law and spent years passing himself off as him.

Husband. Father. Keeper of the secret knowledge of all the Disney Princesses.

But not just any ol’ producer: A producer that helps early-career filmmakers get a feature off the ground. The world needs more producers like that!

Because there is nothing more thrilling than watching Matt Damon scale a wall with nothing but his fingertips.

The ONE campaign? H2O Africa? Water.org? Have no fear. Matt Damon’s got this, y’all.

Need I say more?

See: Celebrities doing awesome things.

I have a particular soft spot for this Matt Damon action figure, as I am originally a Bostonian myself. Admittedly, I’ve never been too attached to any one baseball team; but it’s nice to see Matt sporting his Boston-ness with pride.

Were you surprised? I was surprised.

Fedoras.