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Drunkface
Slide of 9
"I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open. Borrow a pillow and perhaps some Advil?"
Trying to wink
"Hey girl, I'm Jason Statham and I think you're pretty."
Doe-eyed
"I'm action star Jason Statham and I'm staring right at you."
Quizzical
Jason Statham is quizzical.
Skeptical
Differs from quizzical in that the eyebrows are kinder.
Shit-eating grin
:-)
Sandwiches!
"Sandwiches! Where are sandwiches? My mouth is open, for sandwiches."
Sunglassesface
Jason Statham is a badass even behind rose-colored glasses.
Drunkface
"I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open. Borrow a pillow and perhaps some Advil?"
