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Lightning Woman to the rescue! She also has the power to grow to 100 times her size; that's her actual groom next to her.
And that's the last time they ever saw that little flower girl, before the train swallowed her up...
Look at that thing! I bet that even though it's thin, it must weigh a ton.
It's like Lucky Charms in this photo: "Stars, leaves, and lightning bolts!"
Not to be outdone by past or future brides, this young lady had blinking lights installed in her dress so that she would be radiant even in pitch darkness.
Lightning Woman to the rescue! She also has the power to grow to 100 times her size; that's her actual groom next to her.
In just one photo, you have the Harlequin top hat, a Mrs. Peacock imitation, the bride's David Bowie ruff to match her weird crown, and an offering from the Kentucky Derby. It's on, Kate Middleton.
Thank God it's not white or pink! And yet, there are still breasts just... there.
Another fascinating lack of subtlety. This bride was 16, and even though she has to remain a virgin until marriage, she's allowed to dress up like a total slut on her wedding day.
Excuse me, now we're in slutsville -- she saved her party dress for the reception.
I think it is absolutely atrocious the way these beautiful people are treated by those losers in England!!! They are more than welcome to come live here in America… We would NEVER EVER treat them so despicably! Look at how much money they spend contributing to the economy of that lowlife town they live in and they are driven out with bull dozers??? Prohibited from building on their own land??? Forced to therefor live in trailers?? Are you f ing kidding me??? OH MY GOD ENGLAND YOU ARE SO OUTED FOR THE LOSERS THAT YOU TRULY ARE! HOW DARE YOU EVER ACT LIKE YOU HAVE AN OUNCE OF CLASS!!! WE SHOULD KICK YOU OUT OF AMERICA YOU LOSERS! SERIOUSLY… BEAT IT! All gypsies please come to America! You are such beautiful people in every way and i am broken hearted for what you are going through… England = SKANKVILLE
You have two of the same dresses highlighted.
Was it Hello There/Bedroom Attire (which I knew about), or Tiara/Lights? With the lighting, it was hard to tell on a few of these, but thanks for the heads-up.