Paz-Watch: Strange Dirty Woman Wields SAG Award Like Knife

"I DID IT FOR AMERICA!"

"Who asked me to make out with my award? I swear I heard someone ask for this."

"What do you mean, you want a normal shot? What's a normal shot?"

"Are you taking a picture of my hand? I will show you my hand."

"MY HAND IS BIGGER THAN THIS SMALL MAN'S HEAD!"

"See? It's kind of like a tiny penis?"

"I'm the Statue Of Liberty, holding a mini Statue of Liberty."