Gallery: The Best of Celebrity Humblebrags

No one's looking at your slippers. Trust me.

Just in case we needed more reasons to get into fenderbenders!

Don't you just hate it when that happens? I know I do. Wait-- no. I don't. Because it DOESN'T happen.

I guess you are. Ho hum.

You know what really makes it look like you're trying too hard? Telling everyone you're trying to look like you're not trying too hard.

Aaaah! I'm looking! I'm not Hollywood! But I'm looking anyway!

It's okay. I don't know what he looks like, either.

Bet that Oscar statue makes a great plunger!

Maybe you need to lay off the mercury poisoning.

We cryogenically froze him. Science is awesome.

Stalking yourself, are we?

Yeah, yeah, you're a total Godzilla, we know. Moving on.

Sorry. Didn't know your physical self could feel the piercings on your animated self. We'll get right on that.

I don't exactly know what a white party is, but that's okay.

You take that sandwich, and you ENJOY it, dammit!

Way to make the rest of us look like slackers.