Gallery: The Celebrities Who Will Be Raptured Tomorrow

She's set up all of God's children to lead pure and moral lives through 7th Heaven and Secret Life of the American Teenager.

...which means Lauren Alaina wins by default!

Sarah's decision not to abort son Trig after she learned he had Down's Syndrome cancelled out Bristol's unplanned pregnancy, so the family's post-Earth existence is all sorted out.

Obviously.

Mallette is basically the modern-day Virgin Mary.

"Hallelujer!"

No, not those Simpsons. You know that Papa Joe will be managing these girls' careers even up in heaven.

But that means we won't get to see her in Good Christian Bitches Belles come fall.

He played humanity's savior in The Book of Eli, but for tomorrow's shenanigans he can just play an extra.

This Orange County Real Housewife obviously doesn't know how to turn the other cheek, but otherwise she should be OK.

The New York Times published a feature yesterday on families divided by the Rapture: Namely, some parents and siblings who believe that they'll be taken up tomorrow, and the "black sheep" who don't believe.

We imagine that a similar debate is going down in the Hudson household, as Katy Perry's sister Angela Hudson and the rest of the family have probably earned passes to heaven, but popstar Katy left all that behind. Or maybe she'll be let in, but husband Russell Brand has to stay behind.

Though she doesn't speak often about her faith, the actress once said, "Loving God is like my being black. I just am."

Just as with Sarah Palin, I think that Lynne Spears made sure that her daughters, despite their moral setbacks, were included in the most crucial VIP list.