Gallery: The Hot Guys From Retro TV Shows

was adorbs in Silver Spoons.

could make us sit still through 30 minutes of terrrible Japanese lip-dubs and that bitchy Pink ranger Kim.

made us realize that nothing was hotter than two brothers.

Totally underrated show with a bunch of hotties that vied for the attention of Brad and Melody (played by Ben Stiller's now-wife, Christine Taylor).

We reached puberty at the exact moment we decided which one of these two we'd rather French.

What was Seaquest about anyway, if not Jonathan Brandis' hair regime?

We really have no excuse for this one. He just seems like such a bad boy. And he's a musician!

Before Kirk went all crazy and Leo got fat-faced and dour.

We braved stories about Zeebo the Clown in order to have our weekly SNICK dose of this Midnight Society hottie, who looked like everyone's best friend's older brother.

We have no excuses.

So much cuter than Corey, and half as neurotic.