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The idol demands a sacrifice!
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That 16-year-old girl will do nicely! "Just the right amount [of leg] showing," the god of song proclaimed, "That's nice
Steven's listening face
The moment before judgment reigns.
Steven is...pleased.
You shall be going to Hollywood! This time...
Stephen's displeasure grows
The temple statue's eyes slanted forward. The mouth, rickity with centuries of unuse, began to open slowly as the island natives watched with fear.
The idol demands a sacrifice!
That 16-year-old girl will do nicely! "Just the right amount [of leg] showing," the god of song proclaimed, "That's nice
The idol is displeased
"Did you eat paint chips as a child?" it boomed to a poor, quivering blob who took off work at the home Depot to come perform, "Because it helps!"
The idol suddenly turns and begins to suck the life out of fellow judge J-Lo. It is a true site to behold.
Unfortunately, the lack of soul in his partner leaves Steven still hungry... and ready for the next round.
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