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"Oh hai, ABC cameras. I didn't see you there, catching my thinking deep thoughts with my shirt off."
How do you think you get to look this good? By lifting really big weights outdoors topless. Doi.
I can't tell. Brad's bare torso with a fake patch of hair on it. More or less hot?
"Oh hai, ABC cameras. I didn't see you there, catching my thinking deep thoughts with my shirt off."
"Here I am on this bridge, contemplating the consequences of jumping off. Just kidding! I'm thinking about my pecs. Don't worry!"
When you look this good topless, you run without your shirt on. On the beach. Obvs.
But sometimes, you have to run on paved roads too. Look at that poor lady, struggling with her run. She is not jacked enough to run with her shirt off. Poor lady.
"Oh, you know. Just a typical day on the job, sexily dousing myself with water."
"This archway really makes me feel deep. Sun shadows helped me get through those difficult years when I wasn't The Bachelor. But now I'm back. And more topless than ever!"
