Gallery: The Women Prince Albert Dated Before Charlene Wittstock

Do you think a penchant for abusing the help is a pro or a con when becoming a member of the royal family?

Later, the redheaded model hooked up with Joe Pesci. No, seriously.

As far as I'm concerned, Kylie already is a princess, even without an official title.

Prince Albert briefly dated one of Janice's former faces.

The Argentine tennis player was a hot girl on the court before Anna Kournikova was a twinkle in her father's eye.

In addition to dating Albert, the supermodel was engaged to David Copperfield. Girl has weird taste.

Just because the former Dynasty star's relationship with a prince didn't work out doesn't mean she has to stop dressing like a Renaissance princess.

The sister of Letizia Ortiz, who married Spain's Prince Felipe, Telma is basically the Pippa Middleton of Spain. And even hotter, if that's possible.

The former Penthouse Pet is pretty career-savvy: she now writes an advice column for the magazine that launched her career.

Rock royalty and actual royalty - think of how lucky their hypothetical kids would have been.