Gallery: These Disney Princesses Will Kick Your Ar$e

She'll dance with you once upon a dream-- just as long as that dream involves a WWF championship. Just don't let her get you on the ropes.

She knows the bayou like the back of her hand, and if you cross her, believe you me, being turned into a frog will be the LEAST of your worries.

See those tomahawks? She'll use them to show you all the colors of your insides if you're not careful.

There's a reason Belle's always got her nose in a book: She's busy studying the fine art of whoop-ass. And she'll school you but good.

When you've spent your entire life sequestered in a palace, you've got plenty of time to perfect your scimitar technique. Bonus: It pays to have a pet tiger watching your back.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Or out of it. Frankly, you're in trouble no matter WHERE you go if you've got this one on your tail. Not only is she fierce with that trident she's got there, but also, she's been trained in the delicate art of the dinglehopper.

They say that when she woke up from her enchanted sleep, she didn't come back quite right; but they won't dare say it to her face. Funny things happen to a girl when you try to poison her. You may find her less... accommodating than she once was.

The day Cinderella discovered that she came from a long line of ninjas was a glorious day indeed. Just let those evil stepsisters try to take advantage of her NOW.