George Clooney out with girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, obviously still fighting off his passion for MOI

Poor George Clooney. The man is obviously in a lot of pain here.

He keeps going out with these women, and all the while, I know he’s just fighting his feelings. Feelings of unadulterated, passionate, FREAKY NAUGHTY!, love.

Pour moi, mes amis. Pour moi.

I mean, just look at him.

Poor little lamb. And this woman with him? Elisabetta Canalis? She’s just helping him get through the pain of being separated from me.

But one day, one day VERY SOON, George and I will be together. And it will be DAZZLING.

Until then, George, my sweet little Brussels sprout of love…..be strong. Hold on until our time comes to pass. I’ll never let go, George. I promise. I’LL NEVER LET GO.

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