God Hates Fags....and Lady Gaga!

You know you’ve really made it big when idiot bigot Fred Phelps of God Hates Fags, an organization that goes around the country protesting at funerals and spouting out hateful rants, says that he hates you. And guess who his newest target is? Why, none other than Lady Gaga!

Yep, it’s true. And boy, does old Fred have some fire and brimstone to heap on HER head. Here’s just a sample:

“Thou hadst a whore’s forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed…Will He reserve HIs anger forever? Will he keep it to the end? Behold, thou hast spoken and done evil things as thou couldest.” Jer 3:3,5

A whore’s forehead? Really, that’s the body part we’re focusing on? The forehead? Like, the least sexy part of the body, the ONE thing you could count on not to be objectified. THAT WAS ALL I HAD LEFT, FRED PHELPS.

Onwards!

As much as she’d like to pretend otherwise, there’s nothing new or different about this particular hussy’s pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God’s standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him?

Now I’m disappointed. You had the potential for some seriously awesome alliteration there with this phrase:

“particular hussy’s pretentious prancing”

But you blew it by using the word “hussy”. A better choice would have been “prostitute”, “painted woman”, or “particulate matter”. Also, did you all know that we are (apparently) a generation of rebels, who habitually indulge in a bit of fist raising and stiff necking? How are we not at the chiropractor all the time? Get me some Ben-Gay and rub my neck, please.

One last one:

Even as she gives lip-service to “liberating” her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you! YOU’RE GOING TO HELL.

Well, I have to agree with this one. The other day, I was doing some household chores and cranked up some Lady Gaga, and she “liberated” me from realizing that not only should I not dance, but dancing while on a stepladder is particularly stupid, and results in a rather large bruise on my asscheek. She DOES hate me! Biyatch! Ima gonna MESS YOU UP, Lady Gaga….as soon as my ass stops twinging and I figure out some good words to rhyme with “hussy”.

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• oh get a grip reverend fred phelps (popbytes.com)
• Reverend Fred Phelps: “God Hates Lady Gaga” [Holy Crap] (jezebel.com)
• Fred Phelps horde to protest Lady Gaga concert; finally providing sounds more annoying than a Lady Gaga song [Strange] (fark.com)
• Reverend Fred Phelps: Lady Gaga Is A ‘Simple Slut,’ ‘Going To Hell’ (huffingtonpost.com)