Got an extra $45 million? You can buy Cher’s house!

>>>>>>digging around in couch cushions<<<<

Well, I'm spent - I chucked my last few pennies on kitty litter and gas. But if YOU've got some spare dough, you can buy Cher’s house! Here’s what you get for that amazingly low price:

• 14k square feet – basically, you’ll be living in a Target.
• A swimming pool full of buff guys in little black leather outfits.
• A house RIGHT NEXT TO THE FREEWAY. No kidding.

Well, I think I’ll keep my 2k square feet, thank you very much, but because this IS a Cher post, you know what that means….come on kids, sing along!