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… A pumpkin, that is.
Look, the last thing I want to do is post on Gretchen Rossi and have the comments get out of control. But, I know I’ve been away and I know the blog’s slowed down, so I thought I would show you these photos of Gretchen and Slade hamming it up at the pumpkin patch. They are your favorite people and they’re here doing their favorite things: posing for photos and pretending to be real celebrities (lots of celebs took their kids to pick up pumpkins last week).
So… here you go!
The look of true love:
Puke. Is she auditioning for Dukes of Hazard 2?
Send photo 2 to a body language expert – her eyes are open and she’s got a barrier up between them. What’s the name for someone that sleeps with someone just to get “famous”?
@IHeartBRAVO — famewhore
is it really fashionable to wear boots with cut-offs? or do i just live on the wrong coast?
Oh Sister Sludge…aren’t you a funny one. You know darn well she was already famous before Slade was even with her. And yes “daisy mae” shorts with boots are fashionable here in Cali….and Gretchen is ROCKIN’ them! LOL
OOOH, She’s dressed up as Jessica Simpson in Dukes of Hazzard. Good one!
Note how Slade isn’t even trying. He knows when he’s been out-media-whored. He looks like a media whore defeated. White shirt? I don’t even think he’s gotten a haircut recently…
This may be a low blow, but what does Gretchen do to her men? Does she suck the life out of them at night to keep her “natural boobs” inflated???
It looks like she was just planning on a fall/harvest-themed photo shoot since she was going to the pumpkin lot. So she prepared her costume, had someone call to “tip” photographers, and headed out. That girl doesn’t do anything in public without a careful plan.
She looks WAY better than Jessica Simpson ever did in her daisy dukes. But then she would look good in a paper sack. They look hot together.
I read that because there are a lot of celebs that take their kids to ‘Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch,’ paparazzi is not aloud past the entrance. Makes you wonder who took the 20+ pictures of the love birds that are circulating.
I mean surely they would never, deliberately have their pictures taken.
You are right on Maria, she seems to always have an “agenda”
I agree ‘Anna,’ she would look great in a paper sack. Everything has it’s place.
kel, someone is in there taking papz pics because I have seen dozens of celebs-with-their-kids-at-Mr-Bones pictures all over the ‘net in the past week or so. Wonderwall did a whole slideshow on it.
Maybe Mr. Bones has his own on-site photog? Or maybe Gretchen brought her own.
@RJay “Maybe Mr. Bones has his own on-site photog”
That would make sense, because I had just read a celeb couple who went for the first time say how nice it was they weren’t allowed in.
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That’s what bothers me most about Gretchen, her persona is very calculated. Like on the reunion when she kept saying Jay wasn’t relevant because he wasn’t part of her “story” her use of that word revealed just how much she had carefully thought how to game this. All of that is fine, she clearly wants to be famous and this is a good way to do it, but it still bugs.