Friday, May 15, 2009 - 3:46 pm ET

- Kate of Trout Media sent me the above portrait of Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger. Not sure how Patti would feel about it. Thanks, Kate! [Image by Kate Tratschould, used with permission]
- On Real Housewives of New Jersey, we saw cougar Danielle Staub get stood up by a dude she met on a site called Wealthymen.com (at least she is upfront about her gold digging!) who went by the name ‘GucciModel.’ I thought I’d found a conversation with the actual man behind GucciModel, but instead it was two practical jokers on Sling.Com. If you find that conversation in your internet travels, know that Gucci Model is still out there, having phone sex with unsuspecting single housewives who just want to marry a man for his wallet. And love. But mostly wallet.
- Sheree Whitfield’s fashion debut is getting to her head. In an interview with Essence magazine, she ragged on fellow Atlanta housewife Lisa Wu Hartwell’s “Closet Freak” line, by saying “”For Lisa, this isn’t her passion, and she hired someone to do the line for her.” [Essence via S2S]
- Bethenny Frankel is going naked for PETA. I’m sure someone will track down a photo of her wearing leather or eating meat eventually. It’s a requirement to be a PETA spokesperson, practically. [Gawker]
- More notes from the scene at Top Chef Vegas! Tyler Florence got caught Tweeting he was a guest judge and then quickly deleted the evidence. However, several of his followers re-tweeted him and little does he know that the Twitter search engine is forever! Behold the incriminating Tweet:

475 days ago
Sheree has got lots of nerve. Was she not the one launching a clothing line without any clothes?lmao. Lisa has been working her tail to pull herself up from her disastrous marriage to Keith sweat. I think she is doing her thing now. She is really cute and so is her stuff. LC from the hills, now HER clothes suck.lmao. Go Lisa. Sheree sit ya butt down somewhere girl.lol. Call Dwight or something.
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474 days ago
I Love Patti!
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448 days ago
Bethenny totally wore a green leather dress at a party in one epi of RHWNYC.
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