Guess who’s gay? Clay Aiken!

See this guy?

In this week’s edition of People magazine, Clay Aiken will be on the cover with the words “I AM GAY” plastered over his face. Yes, it’s true – and you Claymates just better stop sending me angry letters and leaving paper bags of flaming poo on my doorstep. Or maybe that’s just my mother in law? Huh. Either way, interesting news and while we ALL ALREADY KINDA KNEW, it’s nice to hear that we were justified.