Guy Fieri’s Jewelry Line Is Predictably Atrocious

Guy Fieri, patron saint of being awful, now has a jewelry line! And it’s totally in line with his “Orange County in 2000, back when Smash Mouth was popular and everyone had frosted tips and wore surfer gear for no reason” aesthetic. By which I mean: it’s all decorated with that two-toned star half the girls I went to high school with have tattooed on their lower back.

Here it is on a chef’s arm, because Guy Fieri is a chef.

Cufflinks, for to be fancy with!

“This stuff is off-da-hook. It’s some killer bling.” – Guy

Seriously, it says that!

(via LA Times)