Gwyneth Paltrow is a little bit confused about the whole birthing thing

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Gwynnie wants us all to know that popping watermelons out of your va-jay-jay? Why, it’s available to ANYONE WHO WANTS IT.
She said: “The most euphoria I have ever experienced was having a baby – and that’s something most women can and will experience in their lives. I think God did a good job with that one. That the most satisfying human experience out there is available to just about everyone who wants it.”
Really? Because my Uncle JoJo who likes to dress up in his wife’s party dresses has been wanting to birth himself some babies for a while now. Has there been some kind of paradigm shift in the universe that only Gwyneth Paltrow is aware of that makes it possible for him to pop out a puppy?