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There were a few well-timed gossip tidbits on Real Housewife of New York City Bethenny Frankel in the New York City papers this weekend and by well-timed, I mean that her Skinnygirl line of cocktails launched in the Hamptons on Sunday.
Along with it, Page Six reports that one of their snitches spotted a pregnancy test inside her Birkin bag while she was in the bathroom of Cyril’s Fish House. The self-promoting queen responded to the paper’s question about her EPT, by saying that “Better to be sure before throwing back Skinnygirl Margaritas all weekend.”
Bethenny having a baby is obviously a plot line she wants us to associate with her immediately, in her E! Online blog re-cap of Real Housewives of Atlanta, she says Lisa and Ed Hartwell’s visit to the fertility doctor is a scene you may see her re-enact on the next season of Real Housewives of New York City.
And this morning, Bethenny decided to trash-talk Gwyneth Paltrow to the New York Daily News, saying “I’d rather staple my eyelids shut than watch Gwyneth cook.” Way to be harsh, Bethenny. But it made me think, who makes more annoying cooking videos? Let’s find out!
First, Gwynnie, making roast chicken and potatoes:
And here’s an older episode of Bethenny making a healthy breakfast:
Here is my highly scientific scoring of who is more annoying:
Gwyneth:
Academy Award winner, + 1 gazillion points
Makes food she has no intention of consuming (she’s often claimed to be vegetarian and frequently does detox diets), – 1/2 a gazillion points
Use of the word “taters”, -1,000 points
Bethenny:
Inclusion of adorable shaggy dog, + 2 gazillion points
For this round, Bethenny wins. What do you think?
should of read w.o a child – (but of course RUMORED … by herself!)
Bethenney – “famous” chef because a.) she owns an award winning restaurant – eh nope; b.) she has signficant sales of a cookbook(s)… nope; c.) has a television show about cooking – guess again!; d.) has a Michelin star(s)…; e.) is a James Beard winner….??????
Let’s see she is rumored to advocate using a laxative product to lose weight… and is trying to brand a brand of drinks. And she has a YouTube video!!
Please fill me in – enlighten me. Is there anything to her other then being a Reality Ho, without a husband, with a child, and hangs around people richer then herself?
Maria, you’re a gajillion points on target, as always. WTF with Gwynnie cutting up a raw chicken?? I coulda sworn she’s a famous vegetarian. Also, every story with her is about her dad. Ever noticed that? I’m glad you loved your daddy and all, but shut up about it already. Geez.
Bethenny’s practical and adorable and my herbs are always going bad too. And genius on the re-gifting of leftovers. I love Bethenny.
Totally unrelated — wasn’t that funny the way Jesse snubbed Devora on NYC Prep. Made me think of it because Devora and Bethenny were so much more fun.
btw these two are both annoying. I like beth only cause she is so desperate for that media circus.lol. funny stuff. I loved when she lifted her skirt to show her true arse.lmao. I mean colors.lol
Maria have you heard anything about Gretchen possibly being preggers? well that site that we do not mention here has a story on this and you know as much as I hate them sometimes they are well you know.lol. I guess time will tell. calling El Lay to see if Jared knows what the heck. If you catch something please let us know. enquiring minds and all.lol
Maria that is SEW on the headline….
Let’s see Bethenney fame-whore uses an actress who has a better life, in a statement to the press. Wonder if it has anything to do with keeping her name “out there?”
I used to like you Bethenney but no more. Not interested. Better be careful of the next fame-ho who will shove your skinny ass out of the line for the Best New York Party Ever… yawn….
Also, – 1 gazillion points for the fact that that’s probably the first time Gwyennie has ever cooked in that gorgeous kitchen.
I bet Devorah Rose was the one who snitched about the EPT.