Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag! Remember When You Looked Normal?

Most of these photos have Lauren Conrad in them, because it was when their friendship crumbled that things went into the shitter.

On the red carpet.

Sure, she was the gawkiest member of the cast in season 1, but there was nothing wrong with that.

You would've totally hit that, right, guys? She had the "girl next door" look.

Aww.

OK, Spencer gets one photo because this is amazing.

I think this was after the first round of implants, but at least her face was still untouched.

Lauren was totally the mother hen.

Bad eye makeup and all!

With cute (if dorky) flipped-up hair! The Heidi we know would never go out in public like this.

We miss you, Heidi.