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If they wrote a book that summed up all of the Harry Potter books, what would it be called?
How about “Harry Potter and the Half-Deathly Order of the Secret Azkaban Fire Stone.”
What is green, slimey and outside of Hagrids Paddock?
Rita Skeeter!
What is Snapes Boggart?
Shampoo!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
He-who-must-not-be-named.
He-who-must-not-be-named who?
He-who-must-not-be-named!
He-who-must-not-be-named who?!
Er, uh, I — Oh — Avada Kedavra!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You know.
You-Know-Who?
YEP! Avada kedavra!
Q: How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Q: How many Death Eaters does it take to stir a cauldron?
A: Just one — he puts his wand in the cauldron and the earth revolves around him.
Thanks for the jokes!
I love them.
LOL
i love the jokes..
when i told my friends they laughed their heads off..
thankyou
they aren’t as funny as ours!!!!!!!
ooooooh beat that.
how many death eaters does it take to light up a wand?
50
48 to watch, 1 to get tortured by voldemort and 1 to light up his wand.
THAT WAS AWESOME!
These are SHIT!
lol! Er, uh, I — Oh — Avada Kedavra!
My bff luvs them and so do i! me and my bff’s fav one is “Harry Potter and the Half-Deathly Order of the Secret Azkaban Fire Stone.” i’m making a new harry potter blog can i use these? i’ll give you full credit if you let me cause they r awesome
these are fuckin shit
I like the fifth joke and the first one the book about harry potter and the half-I forgot
i like snapes boggart shampoo weird isn’t it