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Mon, Sep 29 2008

Heather Locklear busted for DUI

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O noes! Actress Heather Locklear was busted for driving under the influence this weekend. Apparently, she was in Santa Barbara and was driving all over the road; some residents of the area called it in and she got busted. From the sound of it, she wasn’t drinking, but she had taken too much prescription medication. I didn’t know doctors prescribed vodka these days – my doctor’s been lying to me all this time, dammit!

Anyway, Heather’s been in a clinic until recently for treatment for depression after the breakup of her 11 year marriage to Richie Sambora. Here’s what the clinic looks like:

Mirival luxury spa in Arizona where Heather Locklear is staying, AZ

Dang! I need to go to rehab. Except I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs, and I don’t have enough money to pay for a “relaxing vacatioin” like that one. Humph.

Well, anyway, let’s watch a clip of Heather in happier times, shall we?

I miss the 80′s.

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