Heidi Montag doesn’t look like Heidi Montag anymore

So Heidi Montag, who apparently was some skank that played on that Hills show? I don’t know. Anywhodles, she is like totally addicted to plastic surgery, kind of like I’m addicted to Reese’s peanut butter cups, except her addiction costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and has turned her into some kind of walking Barbie zombie beast.

Here’s what she had done this month – all at the same time. Uh, OW. Breast implants increased to DDDs (aka Porn Star Size), a brow lift, a nose job revision, lipo on her stomach and thighs and a butt augmentation. You can see what she looks like now here….it’s like two different people, I swear to baby Jebus.

Heidi justifies this terrifyingly awful (yet strangely intriguing) run of surgeries on being made fun of as a child. Aw, BOO HOO, ya freak – who WASN’T made fun of as a child? Shoot, I peed my pants in second grade, how much mileage do you think THAT got? And I didn’t go and get any plastic surgery to compensate. Sure, I puke after every meal, but that’s normal, right?

Well, Heidi has officially joined the ranks of Celebrity Awful Plastic Surgery, and thus, I present to you, dear readers, the Ultimate Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone Bad Gallery of Horrors. Let’s get it started with a few trainwrecks:

Tara Reid’s tragic tush

Lisa Marie Presley’s scary robot face

Oh, yes, Pamela Anderson – those boobs look TOTALLY NATURAL.

I don’t even KNOW what this mess is supposed to be.

What. The. Fricking Frack?

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