Heidi’s Hills Grace the Cover of Us Weekly

Had your Heidi fix for the week yet?  Is that a chorus of “no’s” that I hear?  Well, well, well, today is your lucky day!

Looks like everyone’s least favorite Hills girl (and by everyone, I mean all of you… I remain neutral on the issue) has made the cover of Us Weekly talking about – what else? – her new ta-tas.

According to Us’s interview, Heidi has always dealt with some body issues… Just like Us! (get it? “Just like Us?”):

I’ve always been very insecure about my body. My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, OK, they’re going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup. I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I’d be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad’s nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn’t get away from it!

Am I the only one who can’t really tell that Heidi’s nose looks all that different.  I’d just like to remind all of you that I interviewed Heidi and her boyfriend or fiancé or whatever, that Spencer character, only days after she had the surgery.  3 days, to be exact.  Just a friendly reminder.  That’s all.