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It just keeps on getting better and better, doesn’t it? Florida authorities report that Child Protective Services made a visit to the home of Tiger Woods this weekend.
The Florida Department of Children and Families sent a rep to do a “well check” at Tiger’s House of Ho’s. Yep, it was due to a complaint; we don’t have any details on what that complaint was (“why does Daddy keep bringing home women that aren’t Mommy?”), but there was a complaint.
As of right now, no formal investigation has been opened. This is a pretty standard procedure when CPS gets a complaint of some kind. I’m sure that Tiger’s dad is pretty much just spinning in his grave right now. If he could, I’m sure he’d run up to Tiger and just commence to BEATING HIS ASS. How stupid can you be, really…throwing away literally millions of dollars for some poonanny?
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