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Why is she the hotness? Because she is three months pregnant. Yes, the magical sperm has finally made its tortuous way up the birth canal through the cervix, implanting itself into an egg sac and dividing exponentially.
Sorry, that wasn’t the Precious Moments picture you were probably looking for….hmmmm…okay, how’s this: Halle Berry is expecting a visit from the stork in just seven months! And we just can’t wait to see this adorable angel come down from heaven above to grace us all with his or her presence.
Was that better?
Maybe she should get married first!
Well will the ‘adorable angel’ have it’s mother’s surgical nose? And will it raise it’s adorable fist in a ‘black power salute’ like it’s adorable mother did when she won an Oscar for that horrible performace in Monsters Ball? I sure hope so. I hate being disappointed by hypocritical bitches, don’t you.