How DARE you imply that Sophia Loren has ever had plastic surgery?!?!?

I am indignant. INDIGNANT, I tell you! My Sophia Loren, plastic surgery?

FIERCE BITCH IS FIERCE NOM NOM NOM

I think we all know that Sophia is a living legend, gorgeous, dazzling, blah blah blah, but we should ALSO know, even though it defies logic and reason, that she has not had any plastic surgery. Ever. Not a teensy bit. Here’s what Soph had to say:

“I don’t believe in having work done, because then everybody looks the same.”

But the Oscar winner admits she hasn’t given up the quest for perfection, confessing, “I should exercise more. Lose a couple of kilos.”

Oh, honey. OH, HONEY. You are fabulous and I love you, but you are such a LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. It’s okay that you got a little (okay, probably a lot) work done! We don’t care! OWN THAT SHIZZNIT. You still look better than half the skanks in Hollywood!

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