How To Look Really Guilty By Kendall Slater

Just in case you find yourself running away from the Law to avoid spending your life in prison because you killed a Man, Kendall Hart Slater (All My Children) would gladly send you a copy of her upcoming 2nd book. It will be called, How To Look Really Guilty by Kendall Hart Slater. That is such a huge jump from her first novel titled Charms.

1. Run away when Zach tells you to do so. But do it slowly, and hesitantly. And make sure to keep looking behind you. Oh and hide in the bushes if you have to.

2. Check your hair in between. Make sure they are still bouncy as ever. And cuss the day you didn’t ask Mommy Erica or your rich husband to buy your hair it’s own zip code.

3. When you get into the boat, hide where cops could easily find you. If you could, please keep looking outside the window just in case your clues have confused the cops for a bit.

4. Once caught, and sent back to Pine Valley Police Department, try to piss off the 2 Men who were willing to risk their lives to save yours.

5. And lastly but not the least, once you’re being held in you cell, with your vibrant orange jumpsuit nonetheless, scream as loud as everyone could hear you. If you could wake up the dead just so people in the PVPD could get the clear message then do it. As clear as day, yell out, “I AM GUILTY, I AM GUILTY, I KILLED STUART CHANDLER, I SHOT HIM, I SHOT HIM”.

There you go. Who wants a copy of How To Look Really Guilty by Kendall Hart Slater?

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