I would like to be adopted by Brad and Angelina at their new French estate, thank you.

See these two?

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Yes. I believe there is such a thing as adult adoption, and these two have enough kids, and they need someone like me around. For the love and stuff. Anyway, they just bought a French estate and seriously, with 25 rooms and 1000 acres, there is PUHLENTY of room for me. What do you think – good idea?