Ignorant Slut of the Day: Paris Hilton

Silly Paris – did it make your brain hurt to come up with a whopper like this?

They’ve been friends for most of their lives – despite a two-year period when they didn’t speak to each other – and now Paris Hilton is sharing in Nicole Richie’s baby excitement.

“She’s really happy,” Hilton, 26, told PEOPLE about her Simple Life costar at Wednesday’s Helio Ocean launch party in West Hollywood, to benefit Heal the Bay. “I just got off the phone with her. She’s so excited.”

Adds the hotel heiress, “I know she’s going to be the best mom ever.”

Best mom as compared to….what, exactly? A tortoise? A possum? Please enlighten us, oh mighty Paris.

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Comments

By Noctis

Allo –

I find your inference that tortoises and opossums would make worse mothers than Ms. Richie (or her ilk) more than a shade offensive. After all, tortoise mothers do dig safe spots in which to deposit their eggs, before crawling on, and possum mothers carries their babies around safely in their pouches.
I would, however, suggest that Nicole Richie will make a better mother than:
1.) a potato,
2.) a stick,
3.) Britney Spears….

Actually, Ms. Richie and Ms. Hilton are both very likely to make better mothers than their own mothers. They’d've been better off, being raised by wolves….

Regards,

Noctis