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Guess what I had in my head this morning?
Next, the other Spears sister is having her share of issues. As usual.
How long has it been since Britney Spears has seen her kids?
To tell you the truth, I’ve kind of been ignoring the whole Britney Spears custody kids thing lately because it’s so stupid; but here’s the latest. She hasn’t seen her kids in about six weeks (!), and the court denied her visitation again yesterday. Kevin is open to having her have some visitation rights.
Honestly? She doesn’t give a rat’s ass about those kids. If she did, she wouldn’t be seen all over the place flashing her hoo-ha, making an ass of herself. I hate to say it but those kids are probably better off without her influence in their lives. She needs to get to the Crazy House, and quick! – source
Next: Gene Simmons has a sex tape. I know, ewww, right?
Please Brace Yourselves for a Gene Simmons Sex Tape
Of all the people to have a leaked sex tape, I think I can count Gene Simmons on the bottom of my list of ones I’d like to see. But nevertheless, it’s out there:
KISS frontman Gene Simmons has two children with his longtime companion, Playboy model Shannon Tweed. But if a new video on genessecret.com is to be believed, Tweed isn’t the only woman sharing Simmons’ bed. The site shows video of Simmons having sex with a blond woman called “Elsa,” identified as an Austrian model. The video is likely to provide ample fodder for Simmons’ and Tweed’s reality series, “Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels.” Simmons posted a message on his Web site Feb. 20: “You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options.”
– source
If you really feel the need to watch this thing, you can: Gene Simmons Sex Tape. Be advised that it’s not for the squeamish.
Ergh…..let’s clear the palate, shall we? Next: the actual video of Johnny Knoxville tearing his penis to shreds. Good times.
Good Bye, Mr. Snake!
I know that his show is called “Jackass”, but I’m thinking maybe it needs an extra subheading, like “Please Understand That I Had To Have A Lobotomy In Order To Do All This Sh*t To Myself And Still Think It Was Amusing.”
What else is going on today:
- Is Jessica Alba having twins?
- David Beckham signs autographs in Hawaii
- Janet Jackson is getting married
- Hayden Panettiere looks great in Berlin
- Is Jessica Simpson going to do another reality show?
Until this afternoon, my jelly donuts…I leave you with this:
See you later alligators!
that roller coaster video was funny as shit!